What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Is spinach easy to grow?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

Moonraker